The Mormon religion is in need of a major wake-up call after last week’s Texas raid on a polygamist compound full of fundamentalist mormons who are supporting or engaging in blatant pedophilia. At least 416 victims were removed from harm after a 16 year old girl within the compound blew the whistle on the creeps who were abusing them in the name of all that is Moroni. The 16 year old who called has yet to be found.
In related news, scientists have discovered new evidence that resets the date for America’s earliest human settlers. We now know from radio-carbon dating that the first humans came to America 14,300 years ago. The answer was revealed to the team of 13 scientists by dating coprolites (fossilized poop) found in the Paisley Caves of Oregon. The find puts humans in America 1000 years before scientists originally understood.
The early human poop DNA has been analyzed and shown to match with groups that are known to be from Eastern Asia and Mongolia. This brings me back to the mormon belief that two lost tribes of Israelites came to the new world around 3100 B.C.E. and 600 B.C.E.. Oddly, archaeologists haven’t found any ancient american poop that connects DNA to Israel. Nor have we found any current DNA evidence worthy of merit from modern Native Americans that would trace their origin to Israel.
We also have a list of lies found in the book of mormon that should be embarrassing to every mormon smart enough to know the word “google”. Among the evidence of fiction in the Mormon Bible are the constant mention of steel swords, compasses and horse-drawn chariots before any were historically possible. More fiction can be found by the descriptions of barley, barnyard animals, and vast fotresses- none of which have been proven to exist in pre-Columbus America.
Also, the mormons describe America as uninhabited, despite the evidence of clovis spears, pre-clovis poop, and… oh yeah, two continents populated with a diversity of native cultures before 600 B.C.E. Which means that, among other things, the existence of fossilized poop has destroyed the mormon religion in one stinky excretion. But, we didn’t need a poop to tell us that. Common sense should guide us not to believe in a religion founded by a guilty con-artist who wore magic glasses to decipher a mysterious golden text about America’s secret tribe of Israelites.
Nor should we believe that this founder, Mr. Josheph Smith, could speak directly to god, nor that he was ordered by god to sleep with multiple women. Newsflash!!! Men will do anything to sleep around with multiple women. A sure sign that you are in a cult is when the founder is bedding underage women in the name of God.
Another sign you are in a cult?… when you live in a compound in Texas. Speaking of David Koresh, did you know that he wasn’t the first person to start a Koreshan cult? Back in the day, people swallowed even worse crap than what the mormons were peddling… like Hollow Earth. Some things you can’t make up, and some things you can.